Why Even Bother?

When you ask a "darksider" what school they'd like to ship Houston Dale to, there's always one that's near the top of the list: Kentucky. Well now it looks like they'll have to find another option.

It amazes me why Kentucky even bothers to play football anymore. They obviously don't give a crap about it. Being mediocre is a good year for them. If an 8-23 record is enough to get you a "vote of confidence," just think what averaging 5-6 would get you. (Thus the reasoning why Houston would be a perfect fit in Lexington.)

But here's the worst part Hog fans: we're so bad...the Wildcats and Mississippi State are the only two SEC football programs we can make fun of anymore. Ugh.